2018 film General Release

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald | Review ★★☆☆☆

Rowling and Yates' latest excessive Potter-verse instalment leaves you bothered, bewildered, but certainly not bewitched.

It is a strange feeling indeed when the chanting of obscure Latin spells are the most comprehendible moments in J.K. Rowlings’ bloated and charmless sequel to 2016’s Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Where Rowling and director David Yates’ first instalment of their cinematic universe (the Potter-verse or Wizard World) had enough genuine spark, warmth and intrigue to cover over Warner Brothers’ naked attempt to capitalise on the Potter brand, The Crimes of Grindelwald is a convoluted, uneven and frankly excessive addition that even the Potter-initiated might struggle with.

Having escaped from the custody of the American Ministry of Magic, dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) is on the rise- his brand of ‘pure blood’ wizard domination over the non-magical humans attempting to gain a foothold in late 1920’s Paris. Concerned with the potential of a schism in the Wizarding World, professor Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law) secretly employs his former student and magic-zoologist Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne). However, Newt is more than reluctant to Dumbledore’s request, only agreeing when forced to help his former friends locate a strange morphic creature that needs shelter from Grindelwald’s allure. Newt crosses paths once again with Auror Tina (Katherine Waterstone), sister Queenie (Alison Sudol) and her Muggle fiancee, Jacob (Dan Fogler) on this mission while also confronting the knotty relationship between himself, his older brother Theseus (Callum Turner) and his fiancee Leta Lestrange (Zoë Kravitz), a conflicting and conflicted figure from Newt’s past. The zoologists’ struggle to commit both personally and politically is tested when the dividing lines of war are slowly being drawn. All he loves, including the many fauna and flora that he encounters along the way, are suddenly in grave danger…

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Eventually after much chasing of trans-dimensional dragons and identity-confused MacGuffins, the film rallies around Rowlings’ point in a rare moment of clarity: a resonant political warning about the consequences of a fracturing world as it grows more divisive, insular and violent.

Rowling and Yates’ attempts to build and deepen the lore of the Potter-verse are undeniably committed. Nearly every frame is packed with references to the preceding mythos of the Wizarding World, while new developments with familiar names and characters are in abundance. Stuart Craig’s production design is a breathtaking spectacle at times, with intricacy and beauty given to creatures, locations and costumes. These fit perfectly into Yates’ vision of his later brooding Potter entries while also highlighting period and place (the almost subterranean art nouveau aesthetic to the French Ministry as inspired as Fantastic Beasts’ Art-Deco American Ministry). However, like George Lucas’ Star Wars prequel trilogy, the frame is filled with such density of elements and effects that nothing appears to sit still- overburdened with magical bursting, remaking, fixing, collapsing, etc. It feels overwhelming at times, combining a sheer wave of effects with the screenplay’s heavy leaning on nauseating exposition and callbacks that have little time to settle upon us. As much as what is in the frame, the tone swings wildly between its self-deprecating humour (‘Her eyes are like a salamander’ Newt innocently remarks of Tina, an eye-rolling, forced recurring joke with Jacob), quirky action hijinks (a feather-duster being a novel way to catch a dragon) and unnerving disquiet (highlighting that issues of prejudice, power and assault are even more pronounced in the pre-Harry Potter Wizarding world, even if these feel out of place in a 12A movie). Eventually, after much chasing of trans-dimensional dragons and identity-confused MacGuffins, the film does rally together on Rowlings’ point for a rare moment of clarity: a resonant political warning about the consequence of a fracturing world as it grows more divisive, insular and violent. It attempts to be analogous to its 1920’s European setting and today, of course. Yet so much guff and bluster leads up to and surrounds this simplistic liberal handwringing, that it’s hardly worth the effort. 

Under the weight of world-building and the computer-animation, the performances become merely serviceable here. Putting aside the controversy of his problematic casting, Depp doesn’t convince as Grindelwald- a shifting Mortdecai accent; silly blonde hairdo (wonder what that refers to?); and stupidly villainous heterochromia (apparently Depp’s idea) that it beggars belief he could convince anyone to join his purist cause (although the same could be said for the unsubtly sinister Voldemort). In my view, the role should have been kept by Colin Farrell. The cast of characters introduced in Fantastic Beasts feel very stream-lined and instrumental compared to their first outing. Redmayne does his affected socially awkward schtick again (less lovable, more predictable this time round) while in contrast, Waterstone’s Tina is relegated to a rather bland lover’s tiff. Trying to squeeze in Turner (forgettable), Kravitz (convincingly maudlin yet underdeveloped), Law (charmingly suave but clearly held in the wings for later entries), Claudia Kim (a superfluous addition whose casting has caused more trouble than this meagre role even warrants) and Brontis Jodorowsky as a heavily-made up Ebenezer Scrooge (sorry, Nicolas Flamel) is excessive even to write. Like us, these actors are carried away and even drowned in the sheer volume of Potter-verse content that hampers the possibility of an engaging, emotionally complex and heartfelt adventure that clearly the film would like to be. Little moments wash up here and there for our interest and sympathy- Lestrange’s traumatic upbringing; Dumbledore’s ambiguous relationship with Grindelwald; Newt’s estrangement from his family- but are soon swept away speedily to the next character, set-piece or plot development.

Which is ironic, as so much of The Crimes of Grindelwald is about treading water for the rumoured three instalments to follow. Much like the Wizarding rally at the climax , Potter fans are now finding themselves picking sides over this divisive entry. For this attendee however, I’m with Newt- decidedly disinterested. 

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